1. Runs on 200 “D” batteries

2. In the morning you have to defrost it

3. In order to start it, you need some jumper cables and a friend’s car

4. Runs on Windows ‘78

5. Tech support number is a Silicon Valley Applebee’s

6. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling

7. The mouse bit you

8. It’s made by IBN

9. The only chip inside is a Dorito

10. When you tell it to Print, it tells you to go screw yourself

***These came to me as an email forward today, thought I would share…Thanks Njaaga

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